Tuesday, November 09, 2010

Sick leave :)

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' he would tell me to take a few days off.
So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises
My co-worker (who's blond) asked me what I was doing.
I told her I was pretending to be a light bulb so the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What are you doing?'
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.' Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'
I jumped down and walked out of the office...
When my co-worker followed me, the Boss asked her, 'And where do you think you're going?!'
(You're gonna love this....)
She said, 'I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark.'